Yesterday I went to my OB-GYN for my yearly pap (men stop reading here) and when my doctor was done with my exam she said, “Well, my dear, you’re perfect.”
Perfect? Really?
This brings up two questions:
1) Was she referring to my lady business? ‘Cause she’s seen a lot of that in her line of work, so you know, she can make a fair comparison.
2) Do you think she says that to all the girls?
Just wonderin’…
3) The leg-shave job.
You have to be kidding me that you just wrote and posted this. I am laughing out loud!!
lol, I think that is the equivalent to “everything looks good here sport” concerning the medical view of you va-jay-jay
very funny miss gold standard
That is pretty much the funniest crap I have ever read! You are a penguin!
that reminds me i gotta go soon.. uuuuhh
Ok, I have to tell you guys this. Almost 20years ago I was getting my pap done and when I laid down, I saw a picture of Tom Selick on the ceiling. I asked the doctor why it was up there and I kid you not, he said, “It saves on lubricant.”
Don’t worry, he’s retired now.
LMAO! Your “lady business”…priceless.
lol, they should give you a certificate for that or something.
Too funny! But seriously, of course she doesn’t say that to everyone, just you Jenny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG. Once again, I am reminded of the comparison your brothers draw between a bone and your self-esteem. You break it, and it comes back stronger.
My doc and I have had some conversations but nothing even close! Too hysterical!
You are SO funny!
Uh, I didn’t stop reading.
I will think about this, though, next time my wife goes.
That made me laugh out loud, too funny…
May I point out a blessing from having two c-sections… you aren’t all stretched out “down there.” haha.
Now when I go, and I’m not told that I am perfect (even though I might just be… but my ob-gyn may not be as generous with the compliments), I am going to be jealous of you!
that is too funny!
Oh my goodness! My friends and I are SO going to talk about your innards again after reading this!
Since she was all up in your business it was the least she could do
I’ll never forget the instructions that were given to John while I was being sewed up after puching Mitchell out. My doctor looks at John and says “don’t try this thing out again for about 6 weeks!”
I had a doctor tell me once, when all was done with my exam, that I was “clean as a whistle”.
Bossy is switching gynecologists.
One time my barber almost threw up on me…..
p.s
momo fali says “My friends and I are SO going to talk about your innards again after reading this!” AGAIN? when was the first time?! hehe