How Rude of Me

Well gosh, golly, gee. My birthday is just around the corner and I haven’t even told you what I want yet! SO RUDE! I am so sorry. Please forgive. Hopefully you still have time to shop online or run out to your my favorite store.  After all, the big day isn’t until Monday. That’s right, my birthday is on Labor Day this year. And since I’m giving you a day off, the *least* you could do is pick me up one of the following items, right!?  Once again this year, I don’t want you to have to guess what I want, so I’mmajustgonna tell you. K? Here goes!

1) Lands’ End Long Sleeve Cotton Modal Crew Neck tee.

Emily claims these are the best tees EVER, and she has, like, TEN of them, but she won’t give me one, so YOU can give me one. Surprise me with the color! Thanks in advance!

2) Lands’ End Chalet Midshaft Boots. I NEEEEEEEEEED these, ok?  Please, make my dreams come true! Functional and gorgeous, I know it’s gonna snow a crapload again this winter and I neeeeeeeeeed these.  Size 7.5, Light Bark. 🙂

3) Lands’ End Cotton Cashmere Drape Cardigan sweater. I promise Lands’ End is not sponsoring this post, I just looove clothes and LE is pretty much all I wear. And I have a drape cardigan *obsession*.   And look at this one!! I want more than one.  Umm…Pewter Heather and Bright Teal Heather would work. Size small. Make it happen!

4) Dunkin’ Donuts –

We used to have a store near my house, but it was turned into a Cashland (how JANKY is that???) several years ago. Now Dunkin’ Donuts are my absolute FAVE, and I MISS them. There is a store near my OB-GYN so I treat myself to a Dunkin’ whenever I have an appointment, which is now just yearly since I got the ol’ tubes tied, so I really, really, really need someone to purchase and run a Dunkin’ Donuts franchise for me, and put it REAL near my house. PLEASE. You only turn 34 once.

5) A new living room furniture set.

Yo, my 11-year-old couch and love seat are worn out and SAD.  I got holes in my upholstery!  We took the matching chair to the dumpster last week!  So, it would make my birthday REALLY SPECIAL if you would buy me the EKTORP leather sofa, love seat, and chair from IKEA. Again, you only turn 34 once!!! And I needs somewheres to SIT!

So, today is Wednesday, and my birthday is Monday, September 5th. You got five days, my peeps!  And I’ve given you five fabulous ideas. (You’re welcome!) Let’s all work together to make the big 3-4 the best EVAH!

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Oh by the way, no one sponsored this post and I’m totally kidding!  Um, and I also want one of EVERYTHING from Lands’ End Canvas! SO there’s another option….