Yesterday Emily let you all in on the fact that while recovering from having all four of my wisdom teeth removed, I wasn’t posting any selfies or #doyourmakeup posts on the interwebz.
All I can say is…you’re welcome! I mean, I really don’t think anyone wanted to see me with both cheeks swollen and stuffed with gauze, no makeup on, and barely conscious from anesthesia on day one. Or, with both cheeks swollen, no makeup, and face contorted in pain from the vicodin making me puke (all over the dining room floor, YAY hardwood floors! I now have more sympathy for my kids when they can’t make it in time.) on day two.
But day three? When I was still really swollen on one side of my face and couldn’t move it very well? Couldn’t really smile? Looked like a chipmunk with Bell’s Palsy had a stroke? And put makeup on because I had to take Jonah to speech?
I thought you all might want to see that. But I was saving it for a special occasion.
Like now.
Is this the best day of your life OR WHAT?
But wait, there’s more!
Like A Human Chipmunk with Bell’s Palsy sits for Andy Warhol:
and
A Human Chipmunk with Bell’s Palsy goes to the masquerade:
and finally:
Old-Timey Human Chipmunk with Bell’s Palsy:
Oh, and I can’t forget about this one:
Oh wait, that’s not me. Let’s pretend it is. Don’t you owe me that?
And once again…you’re WELCOME!
I have never before noticed how much you look like your grandmothers. Very interesting combination.
MWAH!
I’m most concerned that you are wearing a Christmas shirt. Girl it is almost February. Put it away. 😉 Keep smiling.
I knew I was going to have to defend the shirt. It’s from a church service project we did called “Christmas at Cleveland” (elementary school in my hood.) We put a big breakfast on for the community & had tons of free gifts for kids to pick out and have wrapped for their parents. It was awesome…and came with comfy warm waffle shirt. I will wear it whenever I want!!!