I know you all love it when I’m angry, and I’ve been sick for over a week and am exhausted and overwhelmed/ living in a house that is DEFCON TWELVE level messy, and my kids have not one but TWO DAYS OFF school this week so I’m peeeeved.
Therefore. Thing I hate. Let’s start with hashtags.
HASHTAGS I HATE:
#fitmom (I prefer #slobmom. Actually I prefer we JUST DON’T TALK ABOUT IT.)
I actually pretty much hate the word “fit” now – even when used in a definition that has nothing to do with health.
#boymom, #girlmom (really, do you we need another reason to polarize ourselves?) OHEMGEE I have boys AND a girl, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??
#dogsofinstagram – no explanation needed
#disneyside – ain’t got one
PEOPLE I HATE:
All these people who named all these kids. But especially the ones who NAMED THEIR BABY HASHTAG. #donotnameyourbabyhashtag
I know as I good Christian I shouldn’t hate people, so I promise Jesus and I will talk about this soon, and eventually I won’t hate them. But at the time of writing…HATE.
RANDOM THINGS I HATE:
Drowning in my own phlegm
Being too sick to do anything but the basics, AKA, living in a house that looks like a dirty laundry-only episode of Hoarders.
Kids having LOTS OF DAYS OFF SCHOOL (not MLK, the OTHER ONE! AND THE SNOW DAYS!) when I expressly pay large sums of American dollars each year for them to GO TO SCHOOL.
Things I Love:
Antibiotics and Mucinex.
Happy Monday! The end.
I hope you feel better soon! Hashtags I Hate sounds like a Jenny’s Life Klass!
oooh I LIKE IT!
Haters gonna’ hate.
Having said that, there is plenty to dislike in the world; odd names, bad drivers, rude waiters, I could go on…but you get the drift.
Boy, do I.
Well, I hope you feel better fast! And I hope the kids go to school every fishin’ day too! I love my son but I appreciate him more when he goes to school. We are all happier then.
WORD UP, sister!
To justify a *little* bit: if you #DisneySide, the Disney powers-that-be publish your photos, and then you can get chosen to win free goodies. So, it’s all for the free stuff, really.
And don’t hate on the dogs. They just want to give you love!
You know I really just hate it when um, “online influencers” over-use #disneyside. Like conjuring up everything that could POSSIBLY be remotely related and then seizing the day. I know real people love Disney and have way before the blogosphere and that’s cool. I mean they have Star Wars and Marvel now, which I like a lot. And I’ve alway loved Cinderella…but not enough to hashtag it.