Last Saturday about half-way through a seven-hour family car trip, I reached over and bumped the air conditioning up a notch.
“I’m having trouble regulating my temperature today,” I remarked to my husband.
“Today?” He said incredulously. How about every day for the past thirty years?”
“Now, that is not true,” I retorted. “Usually I’m just cold. Today I’m hot and cold.”
He rolled his eyes.
“This is just a preview of how much fun we’re going to have while I’m going through menopause,” I joked.
“I’m not worried about that,” my darling husband shot back with a grin. “You’ll be all alone. The kids’ll be grown and I’ll have moved on by then.”
Well. At least he gave me a heads up so I can plan for the future.
And by “plan” I may or may not mean that for a guy whose wife gets double the life insurance if he kicks the bucket in an “accident”, he sure is awfully cocky!
Teenagers and Menopausal Women should be on an island until both stages are over!
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HAHAHA!! This sounds just like J and I! Love it!
I KNEW Bobby had a little snark in him somewhere! That sweet image is all just a facade, isn’t it?
You really shouldn’t post about future “accidents” on your website. You know, just in case! Haven’t you ever seen Law and Order? 🙂
This is hilarious!!! I had John read it and he was cracking up!! Sounds exactly like something he would say to me.
bye, Bobbby……
You could hang meat in my mother-in-laws house!