Sam’s teacher: Sam’s hair is so cute – Where do you get it cut?
Me: Obviously we don’t.
It is a SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS when parents are so freaking busy that they don’t have time for basic things like haircuts.
Sam’s, I mean. My hair I make time for.
We’ve been saying this kid needs a hair cut since approximately Christmas, but we’ve yet to spend the 15 minutes and $5.99 it would take to run him into the closest Great Clips.
Not so bad, you say? Take a look at it from this angle, showing off all its mullet-y goodness.
Seriously – who allowed us to have children???
