I am having two distinct problems on different sides of my body.
(This is why I often refer to myself as functionally retarded.)
Little baby Jonah has decided that he only wants to eat off of my left side when nursing. About once a day I can con him into eating pretty well off my right, but that is not going to cut it! I don’t want to be grotesquely lopsided, and I don’t want my right side to dry up!!
To complicate this matter, my left thumb injury (which makes my whole left arm hurt) is pretty painful at the moment and since Jonah ONLY wants to eat off the left side…it’s not as easy to “rest” my left arm (which is a joke anyways, I mean really, I kind of need both hands and arms at this point in my life.)
So. When my left arm withers up and my right breast dries up…I am going to be one lopsided- looking mother!
I want to go on “Extreme Makeover: ‘I’m just Jacked Up’ edition”.
But seriously, how do I solve this nursing problem? I swear I’ve got the same flavor coming out of both sides!! Any advice??