Jenny and I are pretty obsessed with the fun little website that tells us how many people are reading this blog every day (and thanks to both of you who are). One of the funnest most entertaining features of that site is reading about the search terms that lead people here.
It’s pretty amusing (and frightening) to see what people actually type into Google. Take a look.
8 weeks pregnant horrible fatigue impossible to work. Oops, maybe it was me that googled this.
A bird fell in my lap, what does that mean? I have no idea, but I’m pretty sure you’re not going to find the answer at Mommin’ It Up.
As an adult, have you ever had your temperature taken rectally in a doctor’s office. No, but thanks for asking.
Baby born in panera bread parking lot. It’s really surprising that this didn’t happen to Kate, what with all the cinnamon crunch bagels I was eating.
Baby throwing up stinky poop. Throwing up poop? That must be awful.
Bad reasons for a trampoline. I can’t think of any good reasons, actually.
Bobby go poop. I know that Jenny talks about her kids poop a lot, but I think she’s (fortunately) failed to enlighten us about her husband’s. That said, keep checking back.
Cat grunts when he poops. Cats can grunt?
Earbrows? I thought Kate made this word up!
Easier to breastfeed in hotslings or peanut shell. I don’t know what a hotsling is, but I think it would be rather hard to breastfeed in a peanut shell.
Girl breastfeeding cat. Ok you’re definitely not going to find that on this site, weirdo.
Girls that have peed in their pants on a car journey. Jenny! I told you not to post about that!
Grandma naked. YIKES. Please tell me that person didn’t search Google Images.
Hate being a mommy. If that phrase is leading people here, we need to re-evaluate our content.
How do i tell my son about erections. Jenny, would you like to take this one?
Jenny is a turd. hahahahahaha
My 7 year old drives me crazy. Fast forward to Mommin’ It Up in 2011…
My grandma had pantyhose on. I suppose that’s better than Naked Grandma from above.
“Pooping his pants” blog. Great, is this how we’re known?
Pumping while driving. My speciality.
Purple poop pumper. Huh?
Reasons to enter old ladies beauty contest. Um… well… sorry, I’ve got nothing.
Vagina arms. Apparently Joshua’s not the only one to see the resemblance.
What kind of pest scratch in the midnight. I don’t even know what that means.
And finally…
When i eat fiber, i poop. Isn’t that the idea?
