Last night, Kate was dying to decorate the Christmas tree, so Andy hauled in the boxes from the garage and we got to work.
Ok, Kate and I got to work. Andy watched “Shawshank Redemption” in the living room.
He does not like to decorate the Christmas tree. AT ALL. I’ve wondered why for many years, but last night it hit me.
As I may have mentioned, I’m a little neurotic, so as Kate hung ornaments last night, I found myself taking deep breaths and trying not to ruin the whole experience by flipping out about where exactly she hung them. After the first ten few times she responded with “Mommy, I get to hang this wherever I want to” when I calmly suggested an appropriate spot, I realized that this year’s tree wasn’t going to be as, uh, balanced as usual.
After a while, she called Daddy in to help. He, of course, couldn’t refuse such a request, so he joined us. As I packed up the empty boxes and watched them hang the last few ornaments on the tree, I heard Andy’s breathing becoming labored. Then I saw the steam coming out of his ears. And that’s when I figured out why he’s the Ornament Grinch.
You see, Andy’s got about five times the OCD I do. So if he could make sure that an ornament of a two inch diameter could be hung on every third branch, he would be in business. But our ornament collection is rather eclectic and he can’t stand the chaos. Add a three-year-old’s randomness into the mix and we’ve got a recipe for disaster.
He was trying hard to be patient, but I could see he was getting close to the breaking point.
“This is like when she mixes different colors of Play Doh together. You’re just going to have to let this go,” I advised.
A few ornaments later, we were done… and no one was too overly traumatized.
Here’s what our tree looks like in the areas where I hung ornaments.
Here’s what it looks like where Kate hung ornaments.
And here’s what I discovered when I looked a little more closely at Kate’s area.
All of Daddy’s car ornaments are hanging in a row.
Isn’t that cute? Little preschooler OCD.
The apple ornament does not fall far from the tree.