Hail if I Know

Last night about 6:15 I packed my three kids up and hit the road, headed towards our local Lexus dealership, which is my husband’s place of employ.  I was going to drop the big kids off with him and then shoot down the road with Jonah in my van to my cousin Anna’s (you know, Em’s sister, the third SuperCousin) for a “Last Oprah Show” party.  As I was driving down the highway I noticed that the skies were looking pretty ominous.

I had the radio on, and as we pulled up to the intersection right in front of the dealership, I herd the “ehhhhnn ehhhhhnn ehhhnnn” of the National Weather Service bulletin notification. WHICH told me there was a tornado warning for the town where Anna lives, where I was going.

So, scratch that.

I pulled into the dealership and told Bobby we were staying with him at the dealership until the storm blew over .  Joshua caught wind of what was going on and immediately started freaking out.  He is SUPER-terrified of tornadoes.  Last year when he was in kindergarten and they started having tornado drills, he started to get freaked out about the possibilities.  Any thunder at all and he wells up with tears and goes into a panic. I took him aside and prayed with him, which seemed to help a little.  I told him we were in a very safe building (which is true, that place is very solid, and we were away from the windows in the show room.)  We thanked God for being in control of the weather. I am not sure this really helped calm his fears but hopefully he will remember that next time!

The van was in the shop, so we started a movie for the kids (yay, van DVD player!) in part to drown out the noise of the thunder and lightning, as the storm was moving toward us.  Bobby and I nervously checked AccuWeather on his computer and then I got back in the van with the kids and tried to be super-cheerful.  Unfortunately for me, Toy Story 3 playing in the van was not enough to distract Joshua from his fear.   He kept peppering me with questions.

Bobby had gone into the dealership to get a peek out the windows and while he was up there it started getting LOUD.  Pretty soon he hustled back into the shop and told me we needed to get inside the main part of the dealership.  The General Manager was going into emergency mode and wanted everyone in the interior. We grabbed all three kids and ran, which did NOT do much to assuage Joshua’s fears, especially since once we were out of the van he could hear that it sounded like 500 giants with giant hammers were pounding on the roof of the dealership.

They moved us into a small room with a tv and very kindly brought the kids water and me a coke. We watched the TV so we could see how and where the storm was moving.  This was good and bad, as Joshua could see that it really was right where we were.  But we could also see how fast it was moving away.  And after a few minutes of many many questions, he finally started to calm down, and it finally started to QUIET down.

Bobby was back in the shop for most of this time because water had started coming into the shop and he wanted to make sure the van was ok.

When he came back, he had this in his hands:

Holy Hail Stones, Batman!  They were even bigger when he found them, they had gotten a little melty by the time he got to us.

After about 20 more minutes, it was deemed safe for us to go home.  There was still some thunder and lightning but now that we were safe, I was finally free to stop “keeping it together” for my kids and I was pretty stressed out the whole way home.  We didn’t get home until after 8 pm but at least we were all safe!

I am so thankful our van was in the shop, because a lot of the cars at the dealership were damaged pretty significantly by the hail.  But thanks to God’s protection, the Rapson family escaped with only an emotionally scarred seven-year-old and a nervous wreck of a mama!

All of my family was safe.  My brother’s family in Xenia lost a couple of windows and some siding.  How did all my other local peeps fare last night?

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Saved by the belles

So this week has been super-crappy weather-wise AGAIN. Let me just do a little mathematical re-cap of our “spring” for you here in Dayton, OH.

6 weeks of rain

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1 week of near-90s hellish humidity

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1 more week of rain

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I’m abouttofleepingjumpoffaBRIDGE.

Yesterday morning it was NOT raining, and I was all, “oh if it stays like this we are going to the PARK when Joshua gets home.”

Such a fool. Such a little FOOL.  It was raining by about 2.

So my suicide prevention scheme was to head to the mall play place as soon as he got home.  I packed up those kids, threw ’em in the van, and we headed to the mall.

{Robin Sparkles break. C’mon Jessica, c’mon Tori…let’s go to the mall, you wont. be. soar-y!}

My stir crazy children went crazy at the play place.

Sophie ran up to every kid there saying “Hi, I’m Sophie (or Sophia, she was using alter egos apparently). What’s your name?”  and she was STALKING the babies and toddlers in the place. “Mom, I found a BABY!”  Um…Sophie you may NOT PICK UP THE BABY!  Oy.

Joshua on the other hand, was climbing atop anything climbable and jumping off as FAR as he could, causing me to shout again, “WATCH OUT FOR THE BABIES!”  Strrresss.  Maybe I should have stayed at home!?

After I got my kiddos away from the little ones (my own baby was safe in his stroller, thank goodness!), who do I see strolling by but my favorite (ok, I only have one but I L-O-V-E her) OB-GYN, Dr. P.  So I flagged her down so she could see my big kids since she hasn’t seen them since they were, oh…a few minutes old.

Joshua stared at her mutely while I introduced him while Sophie piped up with “Hi! I’m Sophia!” as snot dripped freeeely from her nose.  Look, Dr P., look!  Look at these beautiful babies you brought into this world!

*Sigh*. Sophie’s nose, which had been stuffy for days, had all of a sudden became a ginormous runny mess!  SO here she is sticking her face in all the toddlers’ faces, while I am trying to talk to my girl crush Dr. P., and of cooouuuurse I have nary a tissue.  I start digging frantically through my purse to try and find a tissue before Sophie’s snot reaches her chin, but I just switched purses and all I could come up with was a clean pair of Sophie’s old purple socks.

So I had her blow her nose into the socks.  Repeatedly.

I am sure everyone in the play place was regarding me with horror, but then, a Knight in Shining Armor came through to save me.

Or rather, a large tattooed woman in a  “I Heart my big Ta-Ta’s” t-shirt strolled into the play place and made me and my snotty socks look not so shabby, after all.

Thanks lady!  Or should I say, girls?

You three really did me a solid!

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Today

Sammy had his 3 year old check up yesterday. I’d always thought people who said their kids got sick after well visits were full of it. That is, until Sam started throwing up at 5 a.m. And then again at 6. And then again a few minutes ago.

So he and I are hanging out at home all day and I’ve been trying to think of all the things I should get done with this unexpected day off. So far, I’ve eaten a bowl of cheerios and checked Facebook. I can check those things off the list! I should probably move his sheets and pajamas from the washer to the dryer… after I drink my coffee.

I also have another situation to deal with that completely perplexes me and I’m not entirely sure what to do about it. For the moment, I’m not doing anything about it, which I’m sure doesn’t sound like a big deal until I tell you that it involves my living room, a trash can, and vomit. Yeah, I should probably get to work on that. But like I said, I haven’t figured out how to deal with it, and I’m not sure google is going to be able to help me out with this one. I think calling my grandma would be more effective; she can clean anything.

Wow, I sound like Jenny with all this talk of body fluids. My apologies.

So anyway, we’ll see how this day shapes up, but right now my to-do list looks something like this.
1) Transfer laundry to dryer.
2) Toss trashcan out the back door.
3) Snuggle up with my boy.

That should about do it.

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