Last night we had some friends over for dinner. They have a son, Benji, who will be three in December and despite the age difference, he and Joshua are good buddies. This is partially because Benji, like Joshua at his age, is a very good talker. He talks like a much older child, so he and Joshua can communicate really well.
Recently Benji’s parents have been working with him on potty training, and also like Joshua was at his age, Benji is NOT real thrilled about actually going on the potty, but he likes to talk about the possibility occurring one day.
Which prompted him to ask his mother to where his poop came from.
Which prompted his mother to give him an honest answer.
Which prompted Benji to greet his father at the door with, “Guess what Daddy? My poop comes out my butthole!” this evening.
Which prompted his father to tell that story at dinner tonight.
Which prompted Kool-Aid to practically come flying out my nose.
You gotta love a line like that! And I’d love to know, friends: what’s the darnedest thing your kid ever said?
My almost three year old son Conner, is going through a phase where after his diaper is changed he prefers to not put his pants back on. He was at his grandparents one day and in my fathers attempt to get him to put his pants back on asked “Why don’t you want to put your pants back on?” and my sons reply was, “Daddy doesn’t wear pants!” Let me explain….my husband sleeps in his boxers and my son NEVER sleeps through the night and so their paths cross and now he wants to be like daddy and not wear his pants!
My son came to me one day with a very serious look on his face. I knew this was gonna be a biggie. He say God is everywhere right? And he can see everything right? I answered yes to both. Then he got even more serious and said. Does he watch me when I poop?
My answer was well God is everywhere and can see everything, however I don’t think that’s something he would want to see do you?
Have a great day
Kristie
My husband was pestering my 2 year old… tickling her and saying, “Are you daddy’s girl?” Finally she had enough and she said , “I’M NOT YOURS!” His mouth dropped open. It was hilarious.
I was on the computer and she was asking me to read a book to her; I told her that I would be in there as soon as I finished checking my e-mail. The next thing I heard was, “Mommy, you’re fired!”
I remember riding in the back seat with my family as we rode through Maine. My Father was drinking a soda called MOXY which is really awful tasting ( like licorice or for you who drink, yagermiester) anyway I was asking my mother what was in it and she said it has ginseng and I asked her what that was and she said it was like an Aphrodisiac I said ” a what?!!!” so she did the honest thing and told me. My come back was ” Oh God!! does this mean we are stopping at the motel early again?” this prompted my father to spray MOXY all over the windshield of the car.
Oh by the way you should all stop by and see the new five things video on the http://www.brothersstudios.com I finally got to come be in another one and I promise no sitting on the john this time.
okay – within 3 days of each other our oldest said these 2 things after hearing them in movies we had been watching – he was 3 at the time:
“What the He– is that?” ( Thanks to The Sandlot and in reference to the construction machines next to our house.)
AND
“This is Bit–in'” (Thanks to Father of the Bride 2 and in reference to the fun of jumping on our bed.)
I have to say it was hard not to laugh and discipline him at the same time…
Our oldest daughter when her little brother was born (She was 2 at the time), pointed at his boy parts and said, ‘When I get bigger I will grow on of those.”
There are lots more…..you never know what they will say….sometimes it is scary. 😉
“Mommy, my butt itches!” This was spoken quite loudly by my 4 year old daughter at the table where I was serving my 7 year old sons birthday cake. In a room packed full of friends and family! She said quite quietly the first time and I told her that when I was done serving the cake and ice cream we’d go to the bathroom and put on her special cream. Evidently I didn’t finish quickly enough so she screamed at the top of her lungs, “Mommmmmyyyyy my butt ITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!” Well, she got what she wanted I promptly dropped the ice cream scoop and ran off the the bathroom with her. Everyone LAUGHED soooooooo hard. I wanted to die! The other kids at the party were running around giggling about her butt itching! I’m sure their parents got an earful when they got home! lol
Hmmm. You learn something new everyday!
My middle child started kindergarten this week. As we sat in traffic on the way to school, Joshua decides to tell me about his “girlfriend” in his class. I tried to explain that he is too little for a girlfriend. Joshua responded with “Mom, I’m 5 and a half! It’s time to settle down!”