A Chipmunk with Bell’s Palsy

Yesterday Emily let you all in on the fact that while recovering from having all four of my wisdom teeth removed, I wasn’t posting any selfies or #doyourmakeup posts on the interwebz.

All I can say is…you’re welcome! I mean, I really don’t think anyone wanted to see me with both cheeks swollen and stuffed with gauze, no makeup on, and barely conscious from anesthesia on day one. Or, with both cheeks swollen, no makeup, and face contorted in pain from the vicodin making me puke (all over the dining room floor, YAY hardwood floors! I now have more sympathy for my kids when they can’t make it in time.) on day two.

But day three? When I was still really swollen on one side of my face and couldn’t move it very well? Couldn’t really smile? Looked like a chipmunk with Bell’s Palsy had a stroke? And put makeup on because I had to take Jonah to speech?

I thought you all might want to see that. But I was saving it for a special occasion.

Like now.

Ok, so I added the crazy eyes in for fun.
Ok, so I added the crazy eyes in for fun.

 

Is this the best day of your life OR WHAT?

But wait, there’s more!

Like A Human Chipmunk with Bell’s Palsy sits for Andy Warhol:

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and

A Human Chipmunk with Bell’s Palsy goes to the masquerade:

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and finally:

Old-Timey Human Chipmunk with Bell’s Palsy:

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Oh, and I can’t forget about this one:

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Oh wait, that’s not me. Let’s pretend it is. Don’t you owe me that?

And once again…you’re WELCOME!

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The Orange Room

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This is the main meeting room of my church. Some would call it “the sanctuary”. We call it “the orange room”. For obvious reasons.

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My church has been in this building for about ten years (and I’ve been attending here for six). The congregation that owned the building had this part of the structure built in 1970.

Orange was in, baby. The seventies were a good time. I was born in 1977, and when I was a baby, the church my family attended began building a new building. They moved in in 1979. Orange, apparently, was still in. This is a picture of that church, the one I grew up in, taken just yesterday at my friend’s son’s baptism.

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Orange! So very orange. All that orange in two Baptist churches, just 20 minutes or so apart.

When I was a child, I loved my church. And as I got older, I still loved it, but I came to hate the orange. As a matter of fact one reason I didn’t get married in this church is because I didn’t want to deal with the orange-ness in my wedding photos.

But in my old age, I have matured. Orange is now actually my favorite color. Maybe not for carpet and upholstery and not in such large quantities, but in most other capacities, I love orange.

Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that it was in a rusty-colored room that I came week after week to learn about Jesus. That every Sunday night, everyone in attendance – adults and kids alike – held hands in a giant circle around the auditorium and sang “Surely, the Presence of the Lord is in this Place” before we parted ways. It was in this room – surrounded by orange as much as by water – that I was baptized as well.

And so rather than be repulsed by the carroty interior of my current church, I embrace it. Years ago the original congregation moved to a larger, more modern, and I’m betting less tangerine building, and when my current church moved in they didn’t feel the need to change the decor. Maybe that’s because we meet in homes during the week, as smaller “house churches” and only meet together on the weekends. We have a church building, but we also have lots of little church meeting places, too.

But anyway. The sanctuary was re-named “the orange room”. We joke about it, but we own it.

This room has seen a lot of traffic since 1970. And there’s some predictable wear-and-tear. I mean, it’s been over 40 years, right? But we keep on patching it up. I hope there’s no talk of replacing it.

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Because I really want it to be the orange room forever. I guess I’ve gotten accustomed to learning about Jesus surrounded by wall-to-wall orange. I love being with my people in the orange room.We sing. We listen. We laugh. We hug. I cry (like every week. Seriously, I am a church crybaby). I worship. I learn, am encouraged, am convicted, am broken, am rebuilt. Surrounded by orange. And love. Just as I was when I was a child.

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And it wouldn’t feel right to me to “un-orange” the orange room. Because we’re a body that feels money spent on new carpeting and upholstery is well…not necessarily money well spent. There will probably come a time when it will be. But for now, this is what re-doing the upholstery and carpet looks like in the orange room.

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And this is what gathering looks like in the orange room.

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I really, really, really think everyone should have an orange room. Even if it’s teal, or blue, or heaven forbid, mauve. Somewhere to run and meet Jesus. Somewhere to be loved and encouraged.

The truth is, you don’t need a place to come and meet Jesus. You can do that anytime, anywhere. And I do. But I am awfully thankful for a physical space to gather with others in His name. For the privilege.

Do you have an orange room? If you don’t, I’d love to have you join me in mine.

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Better Together

This post is part of my job duties as an Energy Balance Ambassador for Together Counts, for which I was compensated.

2013 was great for my family for a lot of reasons. Jonah started speech therapy, Sophie kicked butt in kindergarten, and Joshua made some really awesome (mom-approved!!) new friends.

Another reason it was great? I had an extra reason to focus on being healthy with my family through my role as an Energy Balance Ambassador for Together Counts.

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Together Counts was started by the Healthy Weight Commitment Foundation and encourages families to eat together, be active together, and be intentional about energy balance – calories in, calories out! Being an Energy Balance Ambassador inspired me to be intentional about making good meals for my family, making sure we had dinner together, and about spending time being active together, whether indoors or out. And, it’s helped us develop healthy habits together that we can keep up for years to come!

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Over the course of 2013 I enjoyed writing for the Together Counts blog and sharing some of my family life and culinary tips and experiences. In June, I conquered the topic of Meal Planning with Food Restrictions, since 2013 was the year both Jonah and I developed wheat allergies/gluten intolerance. Planning our menus ahead of time really helped me get used to cooking foods that were allergen-free for Jonah and me but that the whole family could also enjoy.

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In July, I shared some of my very favorite Fourth of July Memories, including bonding with Emily over our fear of fireworks, and the Fourth where I realized that Sophie was truly conquering her developmental delays.

In October, I wrote about one of our very favorite family traditions – Trick-or-Treat with cousins! – and also shared 5 tips for a Safe and Memorable Halloween.

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In December I covered two topics – my favorite post for Together Counts all year long – Celebrating School Achievements as a Family and my favorite wintertime treat (which we just happened to have last night!) – What’s for Brinner? 3 Easy Breakfast-for-Dinner Ideas.

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I had a great year working with Together Counts and being intentional about living an active, healthy lifestyle TOGETHER with my family. If you haven’t checked out their many resources and ideas for great family activities and opportunities to win grants from your school, make sure and check out their website today!

What are your favorite activities to do with your family and your favorite meals to share together? I’d love to hear about them in the comments!

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