Sunday, Bloody Sunday

Here’s the burden all us good church-going women have to bear: getting children ready for church on Sunday mornings. I HATE it. Hate hate HATE it. Adding to this burden is the fact that the church people always want our good church-going husbands to be at church early, to say, practice with the worship team or prepare to teach Sunday school. So, we must get our little Christians-in-training (not to mention ourselves) ready all by our lonesome. To me, this task is torture. To be honest, trying to get makeup and hair done with two kiddos pulling at me is always torture, but it’s worse on Sunday, because when it’s time to leave for church, it’s also Sophie’s naptime and she’s usually spent the last 15-20 minutes of my toilette screaming her head off. All this crying makes me crazy and I become “Mean Mommy”. Before we left for church this morning, Joshua says to me, “Mommy I’m having trouble at my house today.”

“Why baby?” I ask.

“Because you’re yelling at me all the time.”

Ugh. Knife. To. The. Heart.

But you know what? He was right. I had been, not yelling exactly, but snapping at him all morning in my stress and my haste to get the three of us ready.

Really puts you in the mood to worship.

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WFMW: Goo Gone vs. The Boogie Man

It’s Works for Me Wednesday! Today I have a tale that actually began last Wednesday and ended Monday evening. A tale of a boy, a boogie, and a bottle of Goo Gone.

Last Wednesday night Joshua raced me up the stairs at PJ time. As usual, he won, and when I got there he was on his bed staring at his wall.

“I have a boogie in my nose Mama.”

“Well, I guess we better take care of that.”

“It’s ok, I just put it on the wall.”

Crap. I approached the wall. He was indeed correct. There was a big, dark green boogie stuck to his baby blue wall.

“Eew Joshua, honey! Don’t do that! Next time ask for a tissue!”

I went to the bathroom to fetch some toilet paper and returned to de-boogie the wall. Much to my chagrin, the boogie wasn’t budging. I grunted and made other effort-proving noises, but since I didn’t have one of those scrapers that the dental hygienist uses to get tartar off of teeth, I was out of luck! That boogie was stuck. It was hard, crusted, and GLUED to the wall!

“Joshua, when did you put this on the wall?”

“Um, I just did it yesterday. But it’s ok Mama, I won’t do it anymore.”

Yikes. Boogie plaster over 24 hrs old. This was not good. I went to work trying to pry it off the wall. After a minute, I finally got most of it off with my super-human mom strength, but alas, there was still a thin layer of boogie cement left. I decided to shelve this predicament until the next day so I could get Joshua to bed on time. The boogie could wait.

The next day I tried soap & water, 409, and elbow grease and that boogie would NOT come off. Then I thought about Goo Gone. I had used Goo Gone to get some tape residue off of Sophie’s dresser (which used to be my dresser, and yes the tape residue was from pictures I had taped there when I was like 16.) It had worked really well and was gentle on the dresser. We didn’t have any left, so I went to the store to get some. But I forgot to get it, and got lots of other things instead, because I have two small children and two small brain cells. So, Monday night the fam took a trip to Target and I remembered to get it then (though I will admit, it was my second trip to Target that day!) When we got home I eagerly rushed upstairs with my Goo Gone. I am happy to say that with the help of a q-tip and a lot of rubbing, Goo Gone terminated the leftover boogie and did not harm the pretty blue paint on Joshua’s wall. Yippee! And the lovely citrus scent ain’t too shabby either. So I learned this week, that not only does Goo Gone work on thirteen-year-old scotch tape residue, it also conquers week-old preschooler booger concrete. Who knew? Works for me!

(Oh and P.S. – the Goo Gone people are not paying me! (Although I can totally be bought!) Ha! I just like the stuff!)

For more great Works for me Wednesday tips, head over to Rocks in My Dryer!

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Dum Dum Da Dum Dum Dum Dum….

In case you didn’t recognize it, the title of this post should be sung to the tune of the Olympic Theme! It’s time to get out your spandex!! (Or not.) MamaBlogga is hosting the BlogOlympics for the next two weeks are we are Olympaholics here at Mommin’ It Up! We hope to win a GOLD MEDAL! So go see MamaBlogga to learn how you too can go for the gold!

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