Mommin' It Up!

July 16, 2014July 15, 2014

#ExtraSavings for Summer Vacation

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Let me tell you something that probably won’t surprise you if you know me. Every year, I go on vacation to my mom and dad’s mountain-top home in Virginia, and every time I am there, whether it’s in the summer, at Thanksgiving, or at Easter, I have been to the little CVS at the bottom of the mountain at least once. Believe it or not, it’s not JUST because I am a CVS-a-holic, it’s because I always manage to forget something or run out of something while I’m on vacation. And even though I also do CVS shopping BEFORE vacation, I of course think of a million other things I need once we arrive. This year, in about 10 days, I am once again going to the mountains. And my dear Emily is going to the beach. Last year, I went to the mountains AND the beach on the SAME vacation,which was pretty crazy, so I can attest to the fact that CVS has everything one might need for both these destinations. Such as:

Last year, we bought our beach chairs at CVS while on vacation and they were on an ExtraBucks deal. It was an epic moment in vacation savings for this coupon-loving lady! Here are some other vacation essentials you can buy at CVS:

Sunscreen! Sun hats! Flip-flops! Beach Towels! And a necessity for us on the mountain, BUG SPRAY. Bugs think my kids and I are delicious (natch). Now, as I mentioned, I always try to hit CVS before my vacation, but it’s nice to know there’s always a CVS nearby when we are at our destination, because life happens and things always come up. Two years ago while we were vacationing, Jonah got sick and got an extra-bad diaper rash – it was horrible! He cried so hard every time we changed him. I was so glad to have a CVS nearby so we could go get the STRONG diaper rash cream to help soothe him. He was always prone to bad rashes and seeking a remedy, I turned to the internet and found a recipe for a diaper rash cream made out of three different ingredients. They are not things I’d normally bring on vacation so I had to run down the mountain to CVS to get the things I needed to make this special concoction – it worked and was such a relief.

Other things I’ve bought at our mountain CVS include: baby wipes, children’s benadryl, toddler toothpaste and toothbrush, hats to keep the bugs off our heads on the mountain, shoes (knock-off Crocs for the kids!), beach toys, bubbles, and so! much! more! It really does have everything. Including, as I noticed the other day, coolers for the beach or a picnic and snacks and drinks to go in them. Oh, and ICE! So take note, Emily! If you forget your beach chairs or anything else under the sun (see what I did there?) you can just open up your CVS app on your phone to find out where the nearest CVS store is and get yourself some beach gear and ExtraSavings on your way.

So tell me, friends, where are you going on vacation this year? And what gear are you going to need to take with you?

July 14, 2014July 13, 2014

Flying High (locally!)

This is not a sponsored post, just FYI for my local friends!

A couple weeks ago the kids and I were invited to a media day at the new Sky Zone location that opened up here in Dayton. Funnily enough, the first time I had even HEARD of Sky Zone was about two weeks before that, when Joshua had been invited to a birthday party there. But, the Dayton location wasn’t open yet so they went to one closer to Cincinnati. Joshua raved about how awesome it was, so I was quite excited to hear that they had one in our city!

The kids and I headed out quite excitedly for our tour. If you aren’t familiar with Sky Zone, it’s basically an indoor trampoline park with dodgeball courts, basketball hoops, and a foam pit as well as wall-to-wall trampolines. And it’s SO FUN!’

Joshua Sky Zone — Joshua LOVED the dodge ball court!

The owners, Joel and David, gave us a tour and let the kids have the run of the place. We had an awesome time. I was very impressed with their friendly staff and the spacious birthday party rooms they have. And also, I really just had a blast jumping with my kids. They have sky-robics there every week and I am seriously considering going! I can’t even believe I just said that!

sophie sky zone — This gives new meaning to “jump shot”.

If you are in the area you have to check out Sky Zone Dayton. I really cannot wait to take the kids there again. The owners told me morning is usually less crowded, so we are going to try another morning soon! Check out all the fun we had! Even though I am an old lady, I loved it! They even have a “Toddler Time” on Friday mornings that I hope to take Jonah to before summer is over.

For more info on hours and pricing and special events, check out their Facebook page – and then take the kids in to burn off some energy. It was a blast! Thanks for having us, Sky Zone Dayton!

July 10, 2014July 9, 2014

Jenny’s Life Klass: What NOT to Do at the Swimming Pool

So the other day, loyal reader Christine posted on Facebook that she was in WITHDRAWAL from lack of Life Klass, and I was all, “OH my gosh I am so FLATTERED GIVE ME A TOPIC!” And she gave me a topic. So here I am, Christine’s loyal slave. This is how much I crave your approval, dear readers! But really Christine did the world a favor, because honestly some of you psychos need to learn how to act at the pool. I’m trying to survive the summer by wearing my children out at ye olde local watering hole and I pay a crapload for memberships so QUIT OFFENDING ME while I’m there. GAH! Just to make sure we’re clear, let me give you some very specific instructions, mmkay? Here’s what NOT to do when you’re at the pool (whether I’m there or not!)

1) Cover Up Your Private Parts

Listen people. I don’t know why this one is so hard for you, but apparently it is v-e-r-y difficult for you to actually purchase a swim suit that covers up your no-no’s. Umm. Feel free to call me a prude (because I totally am one). I don’t wear bikinis because in case you haven’t noticed, wearing a bikini is exactly like appearing in public in your underwear. I’m not saying I think wearing one is wrong, but, ain’t nobody but my husband seeing me at that level of undress. What I DO think is wrong, is if you wear one and I can still see 75% of your butt and/or bewbs. If the only thing your suit covers up is your crack and your n*pples, IT’S TOO SMALL. Eek, my sons don’t need to see that. And neither does ANYONE AT THE POOL. If you want to show that off, I am pretty sure you can get paid for it, so maybe explore that option and quit coming to my pool. OR – buy something that fits. Deal?

2) Pay Attention to Your Kids

This seems like a no-brainer to me, since if I can’t see all my children at all times, I totally FREAK OUT. But many of you just, like, lay on the chairs and sleep and let the life guards be your babysitters. (And don’t get me started on the ones of you who just drop your kids off or let them ride their bikes…) Which, um…doesn’t really work for me. Cause see, I’ll give your 8-year-old a pass the first time he “accidentally” mows down my three-year-old, but the second time, I am going to say something. And you might not like it. But if you were actually watching your kid and making sure he wasn’t trying to drown preschoolers, we could *possibly* have avoided a unpleasant scene. And I would have smiled gratefully when you told him to WATCH THE HECK OUT FOR OTHER PEOPLE. But nope, now I have to be that mean lady at the pool. Thanks a lot.

3) Watch Your *&$#!% Mouth

Listen. You don’t need to yell the F word at the pool. When it comes time for my children to learn that word, I want them to learn it from ~~Emily~~ me.

Oh, and if you’re going to drop your kids off at the pool (not Jessica Simpson-style, but for real), please tell them to watch their %$&!@@# mouths, too!! Oh who am I kidding. Clearly you don’t care what they do when they are at the pool as long as they are not in your space.

4) Censor Your Body Art

I’m not against tattoos, unless those tattoos contain offensive language or racial slurs. So if I run over and slap some duct tape on your lower back at the pool one day, it’s because MY KIDS CAN READ. I’m talking to YOU, Old White Supremacist Grandpa. It’s nice of you to bring Adolf Jr. to the pool BUT REALLY. Wear a shirt, I don’t want to read your manifesto. {Wish I was kidding. Shudder}

Well my friends, there ya go. 4 simple rules for hanging poolside. Oh wait, I almost forgot.

5) Wear Sunscreen. Or Don’t. Well, do, but not the spray kind. Just kidding it’s all gonna kill you. But, the sun might kill you too. So basically, stay home. I like the pool to myself.