Comments on: X-Rated Arm Fat

By: Lauren

Lauren — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 16:36:07 +0000

ROFL!!

My son, at about age 5-ish was lying in bed with me in the early morning (our Weekend ritual – buys me a little more :rest: time). Well, he discovered that the my arms have lots of soft flab on them, too. He, very excitedly said “Oh, Mumma, your arms are like play-doh! So soft! I love them!” — uhm, okay, thank you. Can we please change the subject now?

By: kim

kim — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:27:13 +0000

Ugh! Well, if it makes you feel any less horrified, my children coined the term fatpies about my sides.

By: Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:52:02 +0000

Jenny,
Had to comment on your X rated Arm Fat blog. First and foremost, your Mother said that you wanted to hear from someone young…so since I fit the bill! Here goes…

Potty training and unsolicited x-rated comments for one’s offspring are usually at the most inopportune moments and always, yes, always in front of the least appreciative audience…

It was Christmas time in Tampa, we were on our way to O-town and stopped to shop, eat, and of course hit a couple of bathrooms….Your cousin,Donovan was in the early stages of Potty training at the time. After he finished peeing, I turned him around to pull his pants up. He looked over my shoulder behind me where a Hillsborough County Deputy was taking a leak at the urinal…and said…”Look Daddy, that man has a big penis.” I of course nearly fainted, but the cop said…”Wouldn’t you know, the first time I hear that, it’s from a 3 year old kid.” I simply exited the place as quickly as possible.

By: therapydoc

therapydoc — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:52:41 +0000

Probably the best way to get a kid to tell Pop would be to say, “Don’t tell Pop.” Cute story.

By: Kerri

Kerri — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:44:24 +0000

Hilarious. Because it wasn’t me, of course. At least not this time!

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By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 14:13:12 +0000

OMG!! I would have literally cried if that happened to me. I’m very sensitive.

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By: Erica

Erica — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:56:48 +0000

Seems likes it not just bingo wings we have to worry about

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By: adventuremom

adventuremom — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:00:49 +0000

Too funny of a story. Thanks for having the guts to share. My 2 year old announced to me one day that I had a gwina and daddy has a weiner while I was on the phone with my male boss. Oh the horror, thank goodness he had kids too.

By: Trinrisa

Trinrisa — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:54:38 +0000

NO OFFENCE