Week 26 – Please God, don’t let me get huger than this.

Is huger a word? I don’t really think so. Regardless, I really do not want to get huger than I am already.

It’s bad, ladies and gentlemen, and I cannot imagine how much worse it’s going to get. Jenny so kindly told me at Christmas that she doesn’t want to hear it until my belly hits my legs when I walk up the stairs.

I fear this day is not far off.

I am not about to divulge the exact amount of weight I’ve gained, but let’s just say that it’s a lot. And I still have 14 weeks more to go! I asked a friend how I could turn this train around, and she replied, “You’re not driving that train, you’re just riding it.” And something tells me that there’s no way to get off!

Ugh.

Gee, my posts this week have really been uplifting… plane crashes and gianormosity (do you like that one?). Hopefully I will have a better outlook (provided the plane lands and I have any outlook at all, haha) after a weekend in Florida!

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Own a Piece of History…

Hurry! You only have twelve hours left to bid on a pair of purple Robeez shoes that once graced the toes of my daughter Sophie, the Toothless Wonder!! Click here to bid on these shoes so I can take the money and buy her a bigger pair. 🙂

C’mon people!! Baby needs a new pair of SHOES!

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WFMW: Help me Wean this Child!

Today is a backwards edition of Works for Me Wednesday, so I am asking you dear readers for advice. Sophie, at 13 months, shows no sign of weaning from the breast. I mean, she will take a cup, except for when, you know, she wants to nurse!! At which time she will a) rub her face on any area of my body she can reach, or b) if I am holding her, pound on my shoulder blades until I give in. (My parents got to witness this phenomenon yesterday. For someone who doesn’t talk much Sophie is a very good communicator.) She also generally makes her trademark nails-on-the-chalkboard screech while doing these activities. I know I am going to have to get tough, but I haven’t had much experience with this because Joshua was vey easy to wean (have I mentioned he was the easiest baby ev-ah??) So, I would like to have this baby girl weaned about 8 weeks from now…how do I do it? Ready, set…solve my problems for me!!

If you want to solve other people’s problems for them, head over to Rocks in My Dryer!

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