Angelina Jolie’s NOT SO SHOCKING News

Unless you’re just waking up from a coma, you’ve probably heard about Angelina Jolie’s Op Ed in the New York Times announcing her decision to have a preventative double mastectomy. Her decision came on the heels of finding that she possesses a defect in the BRCA1 gene – a defect known to dramatically increase risk of ovarian and breast cancers.

That tiny, minute BRCA1 defect doesn’t mean “oh, you might get cancer someday.” It means “You’re probably going to get cancer, and when you do, it’s going to be bad.” We’re talking a 60% chance of getting breast cancer, and a 40% chance of getting ovarian cancer.

The news that she undertook such drastic measures (I mean, OMG BFF, she cut off her BEWBS! Will she ever work again??) to reduce her risk of cancer was described as “shocking” and “stunning.”

That news was not shocking or stunning to me.

My first thought? “Of course she $#@%ing did.”

The shocking part of that story is not that she went through three extensive, painful surgeries to have her breasts removed – it’s that she allowed her ovaries residency in her body for even another second.

I’d have been less shocked if she’d taken some Tomb Raider tool and removed that shit herself.

Lara Croft, Womb Raider.
Lara Croft, Womb Raider.

Ovarian cancer is nothing to f^ck around with. It is THE LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH from gynecologic cancers in the United States and the fifth leading cause of cancer death among American women.

Jolie implies that she will eventually have an oophorectomy (surgical removal of ovaries) (also – spell check wanted me to change that word to “lumpectomy.” And then my head exploded.), but when she does, will we care? Will we be shocked and stunned that she would do something so drastic? And make no mistake – removing ovaries is not the equivalent of having wisdom teeth pulled. It means lifelong hormone replacement therapy, premature menopause, osteoporosis, and all kinds of fun stuff.

Or is this just front page news because right now we’re talking about her BREASTS?

I hope not. I hope that when Anglelina Jolie and every other woman with a faulty BRCA1 gene has her ovaries removed, we hear about it. I hope we applaud the bravery required to remove an internal body part in the same way we do an externally-visible one. I hope we recognize the insidious and life-threatening nature of ovarian cancer and that as a result, women everywhere become as AWARE of ovarian cancer as they are of breast cancer, and that someday we’ll have an effective screening test for it.

Right now? We don’t. And because of that, only 20 percent of cases are caught before the cancer has spread beyond the ovary to the pelvic region, at which time there’s less than a 50% chance that the woman will survive for even five years.

Angelina Jolie’s mom died of ovarian cancer. So did mine. Our kids ask if what happened to our mothers will happen to us. Fortunately, I can say “probably not.” And thanks to Angelina’s “shocking” and “stunning” choice to have her body’s aesthetics altered, so can she.

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15 Replies to “Angelina Jolie’s NOT SO SHOCKING News”

  1. My thoughts exactly! I would be taking a pocket knife to myself if I was BRCA positive, or I’d find a really kick ass surgeon!

  2. Very well written post. I am normally just a lurker, but wanted to lend my support for women that are brave enough to go through this process, and kuddos to you for bringing it up as well.

  3. Hi Karson Reed is my zumba instructor. I think your blog about cancer is wonderful. Some in my family died of cancer.

  4. Awesome post!! Hopefully stories and blogs like this encourage women to take their health into their own hands …mother or not!!

  5. I have a very brave friend who just had a voluntary double mastectomy after receiving the news that she had the defective gene and her mom died of BC when she was 2 y.o.

    I was stunned at the shock by some – my thought was right away — ‘you have to get them off’

    I hate to say it – but if it were not for celebs like Jolie….many of the public would remain blind to this issue.

    Thanks for speaking up — now, I need you to hold my hand while I get the test.
    R

  6. Lots of good points here. I’ve never been tested for the gene but know I will probably be having that done soon. While I know I would do what I had to do it would still be so hard emotionally.

  7. Many insurance companies will NOT pay for the test to see if the BRACA1 gene defect is there.

    That, to me, is shocking and stunning.

    Letting women die for the love of money is criminal.

    UP

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