Oh, he’ll be a blogger all right!

Awhile back I shared with you from Joshua’s first grade journal, which his teacher had sent home at Christmas break. (Now, when I say “journal” – these are all assigned topics, it’s not like I’m about to share his DIARY with you, I promise!)  Another journal came home at the end of the year and once again being inside Joshua’s mind cracked me the heck UP!  So I’ve got to share some more of his best work with you.  Here goes!

Caps

I like caps because Mario weres one there’s lots of caps in this world caps are like hats because you can put both of them on your head.

(You can see he’s inherited my gift for run-on sentences.)

Cheese Its (Oh c’mon my kid can’t even spell Cheez-Its?? Where have I gone WRONG?)

I like cheese its it is my favorite snack I will eat most things cheesy and I like cheese its the best.

He will eat most things cheesy. Clearly I have not gone too wrong.

Love

Love is kindness. Love is treating peplole nice.  Not treating pepole bad.  Love is playing nice with peplole not playing bad with peplole I like to play with my friends and my friends are Ethan I. Lucas Day Alex C and AJ!

Cars

I like cars because I like race cars and trucks my favorite kind of car is a limo.  I have never rode a limo before but i like the way they look limos look like there the longest car in the world I also like monster trucks monster trucks are big but I like limos more.

Well, I’ll make sure and rent one out for your 8th birthday party! Just kidding, keep dreaming, kid.

My family

I like my family I like to do fun stuff with my family I like to play video games with my dad I like to play outside with my sister i like to play with my baby brother and I like to play a video game cold wii fit plus with my mom.

Aww, how sweet.  Here is the picture he drew of us busting a move on Wii fit:

I like my claw hands & the fact that I am so much smaller than my 7-year-old

And finally, to sum up the enriching academic experience we are paying for:

School

I like school because it has a playground.  One of my favorite things about school is lunch and recess.  and I also like it when we go home.

Clearly he is on the path to greatness in life and blogging!  I love my little guy and  I can’t wait to invade the private musings he writes in 2nd grade!

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Seven.

Seven years ago today I became a mother.  And here it is, 10:20 p.m. The party is long over, and I’m half-past exhausted, but I had to take a minute just to say how thankful I am for that baby boy.  Who now does not at ALL resemble a baby!  My big guy.

I had a difficult experience when Joshua was born.  In fact, I don’t even really like to talk about it.  Bobby and I agree that it was at the time, the best day and the worst day of our lives all at the same time.  But God is good, and each year I lose more of the bad memories and feel more of the joy of that day.  Of the first time I knew what it meant to risk, and to love without expecting anything in return.  And the truth is, I’d do it 100 times over if I had to, because I got a healthy, amazing, sweet, smart little boy out of the deal.

To my Joshua, I love you baby boy.  You are everything I could have hoped for in a son.  And I will always love you with my whole heart, no matter what.  I couldn’t possibly be prouder of you, my sweetheart.  I love being your mommy.

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The World According to Joshua

Yesterday Joshua’s first grade teacher sent home a wonderful gift in his backpack: his first semester journal.  She has been giving the students topics to write about and it was SO fun for Bobby and me to go through and read what our little guy has written.  I’ve never gotten to get inside of his mind like this and it was a real treat.  It was also pretty stinkin’ hilarious!  Bobby and I laughed until we cried over some of his entries.  Here are a few of my favorites.  I am leaving the spelling as he wrote it but I will translate in parentheses if necessary.

On the subject of Jesus

“Jesus is big and awesome.”

On the subject of pumpkins

“Pumpkins are fun Because they are orange and orange is my favrit color and Pumpkins are my favrit frut I like to make skary faces out of them.”

On a “real snowy day”

When I was walking in the street it was realy snowy my shos got all snowy I ditint lik it at all.”

On Thanksgiving

On the first Thanksgiving the pilgrims wanted to go to a new world.  They called it the New World.”

On Angels

“Angels can fly they sreve God they are Good but one Angel was trund into Satton.”

On preparing for the 1st grade Speech Meet

“A Good Speech!  On a speech you have to stand still and speck clear!  Don’t put your paper on your face.  Do the speech right!”

On Christmas vacation

“My Vacation”

“On vacation I had a Good Christmas And for Christmas I got a nitendo Dsi and on Vacation my Grandma stayed at my House for some days to take care of the baby and on vacation it was one of my coisins birthday!”

On Christmas

“Jesus was born in the stable and Mary was the mom of Jesus and Joseph was the Dad of Jesus and Jesus grew up and christmas is Jesus’es birthday and one of the best gifts for Christmas is the bible so you can lern abouwet Jesus.”

On Veterans Day

“Veterans are nice they save are contrey and they fly in planes.”

…and my PERSONAL FAVORITE, which just goes to show how enlightened my little boy is…

On Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Martin Luther King Jr. was nice the withe people didint treat the black people nice Martin luther King Jr. thot it was totaly not fair.”

Drawing for the MLK journal entry. Mean white guy on the left!

And that’s the world according to my little boy!

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