My Patronage, the Kiss of Death

Bobby reminded me on Friday (which was April 17th), that it was the tenth anniversary of the day we got engaged. I knew the date, but it hadn’t dawned on me yet until he said something. We just celebrated our ninth wedding anniversary in March (all you mathmeticians will figure out that this means we were engaged for eleven months), and the date of our engagement (which is now also my nephew’s eighth birthday) just snuck up on me.

The day we got engaged was really fun. Bobby told me we were going to go out that night and he took me shopping and bought me a fancy dress. Then, that evening he took me to our favorite restaurant, the Peasant Stock, which was right downtown on the river. After that we went to one of our other favorite downtown spots, Samuel Johnson’s coffee house, at First & Main. After we ordered our coffee and sat down, Bobby got down on one knee and proposed. I proceeded to bawl for about 45 minutes (saying “yes” somewhere in there), and then we went home and told my parents (who already knew it would be happening.)

The following March, we had a wonderful wedding, preceded by a wonderful rehearsal dinner at the Happy Palace – a Chinese restaurant that had long been a favorite of the Rapson family. They had a huge buffet for us and even made steaks for my dad and my brother, who don’t like Chinese. It was the YUM! A really great night.

A couple of weeks after our honeymoon, Bobby and I returned to Samuel Johnson’s coffee house to celebrate the one year anniversary of the day we got engaged. We were a little late getting in the door – it was close to closing, and the guy working let us stay late when we told him why we were there.

It was the last time we ever went there. Shortly thereafter, the coffee house closed.

For our first wedding anniversary, we got all dressed up and went to the Peasant Stock, the restaurant we’d eaten at the night we got engaged, to celebrate. We both noticed that things there seemed a little different.

It was the last time we ever went there. The Peasant Stock, which had been in Dayton for years, closed about a month later.

A couple of years after our wedding, the Happy Palace Chinese restaurant changed ownership, was repainted about a thousand times, and finally, closed down. The building isn’t even there anymore. It was demolished a couple of years ago.

Needless to say, Bobby and I had to find some new favorite places to eat and hang out. For our fifth wedding anniversary, we went for the first time to Dominic’s, an Italian restaurant that had been in Dayton for 30 years. I had been there before, but Bobby never had, and I knew he’d love it. And he did! We also went there for our sixth anniversary, and several times when Bobby’s mom was visiting, and with friends to celebrate their pregnancy. When Sophie was 4 months old, we went there for our seventh wedding anniversary.

That’s the last time we went there. A few months later, Dominic’s, which had been in our fair city for THREE DECADES, closed down.

I’m sure you’re getting the picture.

In order to do as little damage to our city’s economy as possible, Bobby and I try not to have any “favorite places” to frequent anymore. It’s just too dangerous!

For some reason, places of business associated with our marriage don’t seem to do so well. Rapp Jewelers, I’d be a little nervous if I were you!

What can I say? The marriage is good. If a little commerce is all that had to be sacrificed, well then, I think it’s been worth it!

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Happy Tax Day; I hope you’re not as delinquent as I am.

At approximately 10:04 tonight (April 14, two hours prior to April 15), I looked over at Andy and said, “We forgot to do our taxes.”

“Well shit,” he replied.

We’ve had our federal, state and school district returns done for ages and have already gotten our refunds and everything (yay for too much withholding!), but we’ve failed to complete the return for our city taxes.

Again.

We decided that we still had a good 26 hours to get it postmarked, so we’d just deal with it tomorrow… but it got me thinking about my long and sordid history with local taxes.

We currently live in the town in which I grew up. In order to protect the innocent (or guilty, as the case may be), we’ll call that lovely little town Germanville.

Years ago, on one unsuspecting summer night, the Germanville police pulled into our driveway. We all happened to be outside, and my dad went over to see what was up.

“Is this the home of Emily and Anna Burns?” the officer asked my dad, who replied in the affirmative.

“I have a warrant for their arrest,” Barney Fife told him.

My dad, always able to remain unnervingly calm in such situations, said “Oh really. What’s the charge?”

“They haven’t paid their taxes to the city of Germanville,” the officer said.

“Well, there they are,” my dad said, pointing to the eight- and ten-year-old versions of me and my sister as we rode our bikes around the cul-de-sac. “Take them in.”

The officer quickly realized that there was a mistake and fortunately he didn’t cuff us and throw us in the slammer.

But it turns out, he wasn’t wrong, per say, just a little too early.

About 13-ish years later, my husband and I were residing in Germanville but decided we had had enough of big-city life… it seemed we were always stuck in a line of at least three cars at one of the two stoplights in town, and longed for a place with no stoplights at all. So we packed up and moved down the road to Farmerstown.

Despite the fact that we had purchased a home, paid utilities, and were regulars at the town bar bakery, we apparently failed to alert the proper authorities of our residency, because they never sent us any local tax forms. For the entire four years we lived there.

So, we figured that maybe they just didn’t have local taxes in Farmerstown, and we didn’t pay them.

(Now would be the appropriate time for that arrest warrant).

Until about a year and a half after we moved back to Germanville. Then, and only then, Farmerstown sent us income tax forms.

“We didn’t even live there in 2007,” I said to the nice village administrator (who sat in front of us in church every week), “How can we owe taxes?”

“Hmm… you have a point,” she said as she looked over her records. “But you did live here in 2003, 2004, 2005 and 2006.”

Crap.

So last summer, long after the April 15 deadline (and long, long after April 15 of all those previous years), we had to suck it up and pay all the back taxes we owed. And you can bet I booked it down to the city building in Germanville to file our 2007 return with them, too.

So really, you’d think we’d have learned our lesson. Judging by our revelation tonight, we clearly have not.

But it’s cool, we still have 23 hours before the deadline. We’ll make it this time, I’m certain of it. I would really hate for Kate and Sam to have to bail us out of jail.

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Cookin’ It Up!

I told you on Friday that Bobby and I were going to attempt part of the March menu available from the once-a-month-cooking geniuses at Once a Month Mom. The menu contained 15 great recipes which really do make up an ENTIRE month’s worth of meals! To do the whole menu, you need about 8 kid-free hours with a cooking partner. Because of the busy-ness of spring that has already sprung, Bobby and I didn’t have a whole day to devote to OAMC, so we picked our six favorite recipes from the menu and set aside two blocks of time on Saturday – in the morning, my parents came and got the kids at 9. I made a small start getting organized, and after Bobby got home from his Bible Study at 10 a.m., we got to work! Since we were just cooking for one family instead of two (if you cook with a partner and stick with the original menu you’ll have enough meals for both families), I adjusted the recipes according to how many servings we wanted to make of each meal. In our morning session, we made Raspberry Chicken (3 meals), Orange Marmalade Pork Chops/Salmon (4 meals – the recipe called for salmon but I don’t like fish, so we made one meal of salmon for Bobby and the other three we made with pork chops), pizza roll-ups (6 meals) and chocolate-raspberry pancakes (3 meals). We finished up by 12:30, ate lunch, and got ready to go to Sammy’s first birthday party, where we picked up the kiddos. Here are some photos from our morning cooking session, where we made 16 meals!

The marinade for our raspberry chicken. Yum!

raspberry marinade

Orange marmalade pork chops ready to go in the freezer:

orange marmalade pork chops

Pizza roll-ups, before & after baking. They smelled and looked so good we wanted to eat them right then & there!

pizza roll ups before they were cooked

pizza roll-ups

Bobby manned the griddle and cooked our chocolate chip-rapsberry pancakes:

flapjack Bob

We had originally planned to do 3 recipes in our morning session and 3 in the evening, but everything went so smoothly in the morning that we got four recipes done!! Woohoo! So that night after the kids went to bed, we started on the Baked Chicken Fingers and Mandarin Orange Chicken. We made 3 meals of each, and it only took us about an additional 2 hours of cooking and clean-up!

Here are our finished chicken fingers. We had these for lunch today after church and they were really yummy!

baked chicken fingers

And here’s our Mandarin Orange Chicken, ready to go in the freezer:

mandarin orange chicken

All in all, we cooked 22 meals in about 5 hours, including clean-up. And since I only spent about $70 on all the groceries for this endeavor, that means our meals cost us $3.18 each. Pretty darn good for 10 dinners, 9 lunches, and 3 breakfasts! And I can’t even imagine how much time I am going to save this month since I won’t be cooking nearly as often!

Bobby and I had such a great time cooking together. I don’t know if all married couples could stand to do this together, but Bobby is a MUCH better person that I am, which enabled us to have a successful & peaceful cooking day. :) We still loved each other at the end of all that! Here we are about 11:00 at night, after we finished cooking.

we still love each other

We really LOVED the once-a-month cooking experience, and we hope to be able to do the FULL menu and FULL cooking day in April! There is a really yummy menu from Once A Month Mom here and lots of things on sale for it this which, which Tricia posted about here. So get a partner, get a plan, and get once-a-month cooking! Tricia and Cortney have all the resources you need at Once a Month Mom including printable menus, grocery lists, and grocery store sale match-ups.

(I also submitted this post to I am Blissfully Domestic! Head over there and check out all the great posts!)

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