Ohio has been in the news quite a bit in the last couple weeks. Perhaps you heard about Noah’s Ark wrecking the wild animals that were let loose by some jackwagon who thought it would be fun to keep tigers, monkeys and more as pets.
Well, the story gets better – now the jackwagon’s wife wants the animals – her “kids” – back.
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I have three comments related to this nonsense.
1. My favorite part of that video is the 911 calls. “Yeah, there’s a lion on Mt. Perry Road.” “I’m pretty sure I just saw a wolf.”
2. All of this could have been avoided if we didn’t have such a complete moron for a governor.
3. I am pretty excited about the costume I’m wearing to loyal reader @RobynSwensen’s halloween party on Saturday.
Please expand on the costume!
and were you like, trying to TAG Robyn in a blog post, or just forgot to link to her twitter? GET IN THE GAME, Berry!
Also, pets are for weirdos.
…weren’t most of the “kids” killed by the local police?
…I’d be happy to trade governors with you all…ours is the real Deal!
…costume? you-barfly, Sam-designated driver?
Oh man, why didn’t I think of that????
I say tell her she can have them back as soon as she pays back the state for all the manpower hours spent dealing with her husband’s idiot act.